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Thank you to Joseph for these four jokes, hope you are feeling better soon...

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny Trumps

What's brown and jumps in the air?

Poo on a trampoline (complaints to Joseph's Mum...)

What's drippy and slimy and green and purple?

A monster holdinga bunch of grapes

What is red and dangerous?

A strawberry and tarantula jelly.

The teacher asked Simon if he could spell his name backwards - He said "no mis"

Guess why the skeleton couldn't go to the disco?

Because he had no body.

What do you call a donkey with no legs?

A wonkey donkey.

OK, if you thought they were bad send us yours!